Emil Guillermo: The difference between coarse Donald Trump and crass PharmaPhool Martin Shkreli? Shkreli just wants your money. Trump wants to “schlong” America. And there appears to be many that will let him.

Emil Guillermo: In a Trump America, you wouldn’t be allowed to go to the bathroom. If you did, you would be timed. In a Hillary World, the bathrooms would be closer. In a Sanders World, there would be no executive washrooms. In an O’Malley World, we’d have to pee in Baltimore.

Emil Guillermo: Filipinos know prayer resurrected Miss Philippines at Miss Universe, right? It wasn’t Steve Harvey. But why did they let it go so long before correcting? More than 2 minutes passed. That will age a beauty queen–like Miss “Don’t I look better than Sophia Vergara” Colombia.

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